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purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023
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The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023
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Lion Order

DJ Khaled is known for his catchphrases and motivational messages on social media, and "Lion order" is one of them. Although he hasn't explicitly defined it, the phrase can be interpreted in a few ways:

Strength and leadership: Lions are often associated with power, authority, and leadership. By saying "Lion order," DJ Khaled might be encouraging people to step up, take charge, and be leaders in their own lives.
Unity and loyalty: Lions live and work together in groups called prides. "Lion order" might also represent the importance of sticking together, being loyal to one another, and supporting each other in times of need.
Perseverance and determination: Lions are known for their hunting skills, focus, and determination. In this context, "Lion order" could be a reminder to stay persistent and dedicated in the pursuit of one's goals, despite any obstacles or setbacks.
DJ Khaled: Lion order. LIONNNNN.

Person2: Don’t ever play yourself.
by Nawgie March 28, 2023
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A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 19, 2023
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The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”
I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!
by RvTech March 17, 2020
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lion air

A sketchy ass airline that doesn’t train its pilots properly. Don’t fly them.
If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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