National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*

by dilfslayer96 October 4, 2021

high speed, low drag, that's how I roll

Flying through life with efficiency.

I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.

by Steel Gunny February 19, 2011

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

nag-drag

Someone who nags other people repeatedly about petty things in a tiresome way.

Allison: You're wearing that? Nobody thinks that's cool.

Hannah: Nobody cares but you.
Allison: You are so uncool! You should have clothes like mine. You have no sense of style. You don't know what's cool. Everything you wear is lame. Why are you so lame? (continues talking with no self-awareness)
Terri: What a nag-drag!

by dictionaryenchantress June 12, 2022

Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025