Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?
by MoeTX May 22, 2009
when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
by rick fooey March 09, 2010
1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
by Mr. Toasty December 03, 2011
When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.
by Milkysym December 16, 2013
by Charuzu August 03, 2021
The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.
Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
Boy: no, breast pain.
Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
by Cockmonkey flankers August 05, 2011
When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018