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CUNext TUESDAY

Used in a sentence: She is being a cunt!
by Lilinater March 10, 2004
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Torture Furry Tuesday

Torture Furry Tuesday is every tuesday. On that day you get to kill furries with any weapon of your choice and get away with it.
Furry: My favorite day of the week is fursuit friday!
Chad: You know what my favorite day of the week is?
Furry: What?
Chad: Torture furry tuesday. *pulls out shotgun*
by ShitAndPissAreInMyPants February 12, 2023
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Tuesday

Noun: A person who acts in a particularly bitchy manner, but the word bitch just doesn't cover it, and you don't want to say the proper word because there are kids around or you are in a work setting. A reference to See You Next Tuesday.
Mark: Joan from accounting keeps ratting on me for taking office supplies

Greg: I know, I hate that Tuesday.
by iLL-MATIX November 6, 2010
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Tuesday

The most boring day of the week; or at least until all of the piza places made a special on that day!
Tuesdays just don't feel so...Tuesdayish anymore.
by Stiffy May 1, 2004
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Tuesdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Arabic decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "body odor," "terrorist," "al qaeda," and "jihad." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason for 'Tuesday' becoming the slur was due mostly to the terrorist attacks on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
I hate Tuesdays...especially after they eat their lamb kababs and tah-chin...it makes their body odor most offensive, especially since they don't believe in deodorant!
by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008
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Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.
man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!
by pwnerofall June 23, 2009
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A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.
Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.
by SkyPullera May 17, 2004
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