truck you

A childish way of saying fuck, even though that its commonly used by a 5 year old child.
It depends how mad he is technically

You took my toy!

TRUCK YOU!

by hippopotomonstrousesquipedalio March 27, 2022

cunt truck

A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.

"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"

by OliveEweMuch June 15, 2021

Truck fucker

An endearing term used by dramatic old heads, usually suburban men in their early 70's.

Wilbur: "Oh my golly gosh..Tim is that you?"

Tim: "WILBUR? Well shove a stick up my arse and call me a taffy apple! How ya' doin' you Truck fucker?"

by ChildishBehavior February 27, 2023

Truck Dragon

A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.

Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!

by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023

fire truck

This is a game where someone says "say fire truck when you want me to stop", Then they do something to you.. then when you say "RED LIGHT", they say "fire trucks don't stop at red lights".

guy: wanna play fire truck?
girl: sure, but what is it,
guy: say red light when you want me to stop

girl: okay..?
guy: *puts hand up thigh*

girl: RED LIGHT 😟
guy: fire trucks don't stop at red lights >:,)

by kohanatemporary June 27, 2021

Lifted trucks

Sexy trucks like Chevrolet Z71s or Ford -250s kids jack up to get attention. Works great and gets you a ton of pussy but in turn f*cks up your gears!

Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!

Katie: Hell yeah!

Lifted Trucks

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

Grump Truck

A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.

Damn, Billy is in such a bad mood. He must have gotten hit by the grump truck again.

by A Pissed off Rhino June 19, 2009