third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole

WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!

by here i am December 28, 2005

Third Wheel

A person who can ruin a weekend, picnic, concert, sporting event, or any other kind of activity that you may have planned with your significant other by inviting themselves or guilting you into inviting them. These people are commonly refereed to as a Third Wheel. Third Wheeling is not cool and is frowned upon.

Dude! She's such a Third Wheel, I cant believe she tried to go to prom with them.

by Boogie44 October 1, 2010

third P

Just right, perfect, as in "the third bowl of porridge" from Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.

Those broads is nasty, but that blonde one is the THIRD P!

by Fuller April 23, 2003

third plane

A lack of success in something, or an unsuccessful attempt at doing something. Something that falls short of what is required or expected.

referring to the third plane used in the September 11th attacks

see also: first plane and second plane

He wants to pass the test, but is worried he will third plane.

by Helbard December 8, 2003

Thibusius

The Greek god of poops.

I summoned Thibusius to help me drop my load.

by Shclap3 September 23, 2009

Third world crouch

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.

John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.

by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011