Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
Get the Sploodge Spreadingmug. A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022
Get the Spreading the Dogmug. The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
Get the Real Programmer Spreadmug. When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it
by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024
Get the Korean Spread aka Kspreadmug. When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway
pussy spread and dread
by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015
Get the spread and dreadmug. by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022
Get the Banana spreadingmug.