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League Of Legends

My team: 0/20/0 each one
Me: 5/3/0
Enemy team: 20/0
And somehow it's my fault we lost
Me: "hey guys can u play safe you cant fight them alright? just wait for help" x
Them: "wtf stfu noob kys x9 noob feeder toxic get cancer uninstall league of legends" x
by justsomeonelmao July 3, 2018
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Rocket League Syndrome

The 'Rocket League Syndrome' affects entertaining Youtubers during their recordings. It is a mental irritation that comes with its physical symptom of giving the affected person an itchy nose.

Several famous Youtubers are already infected with the Rocket League Syndrome. It is said that patient zero is either JonSandman or Woofless, both whom are famous Youtubers that play Rocket League frequently.

There is still no known cure to the Rocket League Syndrome.
I'm going to play defensive, the Rocket League syndrome is messing with me again. (Which essentially means that the person is staying as a goalkeeper so that he/she can scratch his nose)
by JNse April 13, 2017
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Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
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local league

A hockey league occupied by untalented players with low skill and talent just looking to play for fun.
He's not very good at hockey he must play local league.
by Dr. Stenderson March 30, 2015
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League of Legends

League of Legends, commonly referred to as "LoL" (not to be confused with "lol") is THE ultimate woman repellant. Reports say that if you play this game EVEN ONCE your chances of getting any game or bitches will drop by 98%, god save you if you get addicted to it.

It's also best to note that all League of Legends players are toxic pessimists and most of them rarely take showers or even touch grass. If you ever talk to LoL players irl they will make you feel like shit and they will make you miserable.
Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Derek plays League of Legends?
Girl 2: Lmao, what a loser. I won't be taking his V-card anytime soon.
Derek, overhearing their conversation on the opposite side of the hallway: *starts crying uncontrollably*
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Rocket league

A word that means smurf in every game for fun. It’s not have fun it’s to play competitively and destroy everyone you come up against by smurfing. Also the word “rocket league” is now owned by FoRtNiTe
Zoomer: I think I’m good but I’m gold 2 so soy boi man will carry me. Soy boi man you bum get on rocket league
by Duez November 5, 2020
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major league yapping

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking
person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about
by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024
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