Barnes and Nobled

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

by Engram68w October 14, 2011

Barn Thug

Slang for country folk that refuse to move to the city because of their dominant preference for the rural life.

'Ian, why don't you move to the city? You are such a barn thug.'

by IncognitoNerd29 June 13, 2017

barn cocking

Giving someone the gire in a barn.

"I love barn cocking."

by Paul@thebarn12 October 2, 2017

Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"

by man gooch November 28, 2004

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

Mia Barnes

mia barnes is the best person in this world, she’s amazing, hot, kind. I love her so much, she’s the best thing that has happend to me, the first time i met her I fell in love <33 she’s so amazing and i hope we stay together for a long time <3

mia barnes is my darling

by morgan <3 :) June 13, 2021