An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 08, 2006
Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.
Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
by Whehhe September 03, 2022
To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011
Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly
A line from any steven seagal movie
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
by ric flair August 08, 2006
by AdmiralAkbar3 June 16, 2010
Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
by Bitchy bartender June 18, 2019
by Stephanie & Justin September 10, 2006