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Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!
by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
by Stallser November 8, 2011
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Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.
"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."
by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023
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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun
by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016
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