A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Dikkhead soldier

One who listens to/follows/worships hit rapper and song-writer Noah Oliver Smith. Known in the scene as “Yeat”, or to loyal followers as General Twat.

On kranky anem that new album was fire… of course I listen to General Twat, im a dikkhead soldier

by The Geek Apprentice November 18, 2024

Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.

smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.

by buck35 May 20, 2011

sweaty soldier

When you do the sex via armpit.

Yeah that’s right, Cletus and Dan engaged in a sweaty soldier. There was clam juice everywhere.

by Gina returns January 1, 2018

Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.

She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.

by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021

Aryan Soldier

The whitest and most racisted blue eyed soldier.

CLEM:LOOK ITS THE ARYAN SOLDIER
ARYAN SOLDIER:NIGGER!!!!!

by NecrophilicTendencies December 21, 2022