Sloppy Dallas

When someone has a mouth full of chewing tobacco or dip, and performs a blowjob to another person

Oh man, that redneck chick Sally from across the street gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night.

No way!

Yeah she was pretty hammered. We’d been drinking all night.

by Panzersturm October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give a blow-job with a mouthful of tobacco dip.

Carol gave the best sloppy dallas last night

by Pepperonii October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When you have your girl pack a fat lip of grizzly wintergreen and suck your dick

Bro, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It was the best.

by Dragonballzacrossyourface October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your partner gives you a blowjob with a mouth-full of chewing tobacco. This term was first popularized by the Youtubers - McNasty, Soup, TheDoo, and Blarg.

Hey man did you hear Dave got a Sloppy Dallas last night?
No way really?!
Yeah, but the only downside is that he got dip clippings all over his shaft.
That's nasty.

by bagelandsmegma October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You get your significant other to pack a fat lip (chewing tobacco) and suck your dick

Bro, I’m gonna get my girl to give me a sloppy Dallas.

by Germanyisthebest October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a fat lip of chew.

Gary: "I heard sally got that gluck gluck 3000"
Jim: "Ya she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. Best nicotine high of my life"

by GluckMaster October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when somebody is getting a blowjob inside a mouth full of dip.

Person 1: So what are we gonna try this time?
Person 2: What about a sloppy dallas.
Person 1: So I have to suck you off while having dip in my mouth?
Person 2: I am gonna make some extra, that way i can eat chips with dip when im getting that sloppy dallas

by OrangeTrinity October 15, 2020