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Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021
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Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.
by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021
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Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.
"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"
by Domslay June 8, 2022
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Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
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Seal

Rare Name,only given to special people due to a Reason. SEAL is a kind hearted person, at times short tempered but he can never see someone hurt without helping, he mostly doesn't have Nicknames, Hardly falls in love but cares for whoever happens to get into his heart
His mother named him seal because of the incident
by Rumbleman June 22, 2022
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Seal

Sea creature, Also a way to close packages.
Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.
by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022
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Robby The Seal

Pingu's best friend who makes alot of funny noises.
Robby The Seal is my favourite character from Pingu
by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
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