weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair

Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school

by F and D October 6, 2016

Social Squirrel

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.

Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine

by natalieryan January 27, 2009

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008