dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.

Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!

by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016

teradactal splash

When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.

Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!

by Yamama-all-day-fam September 18, 2016

backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018

splash locker

A cooler name for the shower.

“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”

by koolkat898 January 25, 2018

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018

Splash-N-Dash

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.

Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.

by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017

splashed out

Consumed two drugs; usually weed and lean or bars and lean and feel great.

I'm splashed out right now

by bcrush January 31, 2017