Spenser

Spensers are normally very short until they turn 22. They are extremely salty towards most of his friends.

Spenser is a kind male but salty at times.

by Alicia Bark May 11, 2018

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Spasshole

(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.

(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)

(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)

Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.

by OgreKev August 17, 2018

Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.

Aye yo Ellias, session?

by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018

Slessa

love

I slessa you

by Toby Smiles January 27, 2019

Specsavers

The shop that has no dickens better prices the any other glasses shop.

I went to specsavers but didn’t buy anything because it was too fricken expensive!!!!!

by Spudicous May 21, 2019

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 28, 2019