Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

shrek

see god

shrek is love, shrek is life

by uwushrek January 21, 2019

Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

Shrek

The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018