Rule 53

Women who are obnoxiously attracted to you have a penis or STD.

Garth: Man see that girl over there eyeing me...shes rubbing her nipple.

Mark: Rule 53 dude.

Garth: shit

by Alixfoxlolz October 5, 2009

Rule 7106

Guys are Guys

Girls are Guys

and Children are Federal Agents

Roger: Yesterday on a forum this girl told me I was really cool! Right after I let her borrow my social security number. She needed it for something...

Jim: Rule 7106......and you're a dumb ass

by Robert N. Weave July 6, 2010

beach rules

A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.

TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.

Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)

Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins

Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.

by The Flugas March 9, 2009

Rule 30

The rule stating that there are no girls on the internet.

*Girl posts picture.*
Not real! Rule 30!

by awesome9 November 5, 2011

Rule 82

The invocation of any ideology or its principles, such as feminism, will attract trolls who validate the necessity of said ideology.

CommenterA. -insert name here- is a sexist, racist, homophobe, and I find that offensive.

CommenterB. OMFG, you are a fat, ugly feminazi, STFU.

Commenter A. Rule 82.

by Dasylupe August 20, 2008

Rule 32

The 32nd rule of the internet:
Pics or it didn't happen.

John: I saw a guy on the street juggling huge rocks!
Joe: Rule 32
John: Shit! I don't have pictures!

by connorp04 September 1, 2018

rule 27

If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.

Rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.

Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"

by Recycle Bin123 February 16, 2009