online relationship

When two people communicate via text, snap chat, Facebook etc. and never speak in person to each other; can be hard to get out of.

"Omg Kyle is so hot and funny. Too bad it's an online relationship."

by xpl9 March 21, 2014

primary school relationship

the term for a relationship which involves no actual contact between boyfriend and girlfriend

and the relationship only lasts several days or weeks

tom:so how are thngs going with mary?

joseph:since i asked her out we havent even spoke,i think im going to break up with her

tom:o rly? but uve only been going out 2 days

joseph:yh but i dnt feel a connection

tom:aaw dude tht is such a primary school relationship

by robbehsword July 11, 2010

Relativism

Intellectual laziness.

Everything is relative. This means that all belief systems are equally true, except for Christianity and anything remotely pro-western or pro-American.

Also, since relativism holds that there is no center of truth, it is a perfectly valid opinion to say that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a better movie than "Citizen Kane", because my opinion is just as valid as yours, even when I don't bother to back it up.

by Killing Kittens December 7, 2006

Relationship Suicide

1.when your deciding or thinking to get back with an ex, talk to an ex, hang out with an ex..

2.doing anything that jeopardizes you're healthy relationship.

"Bob!!! its relationship suicide if you go talk or hang out with your ex.." said.. Tony Bologna

by graciaguitarist February 23, 2010

mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010