a person, typically a teenager, that spends his LIFE at the mall with friends//boyfriend//girlfriend. it is easy to spot them, some are punks, some are preppy Hollister Monsters, and some are cheap Aeropostale loserrs. they also b e l i e v e that being a mall rat will assist them on the quest of finding the man//woman of their DREAMS. a mall rat is also a GREAT idea to be for Halloween ! ! (:
Brittany: EHMAGODD! Hollister just released their new ad campaign @ the SoHo flagship! on Facebook they said that their hot new Shell Beach models will be there ! !
Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!
Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?
Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?
ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *
Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!
Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?
Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?
ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *
by meladecadence October 31, 2009
Get the Mall Ratmug. a person who always seems to be at the arcade when you are, and all the times you aren't. Usually has a glazed over look on his face.
by extraz February 12, 2006
Get the arcade ratmug. "That fucker's crazier than a shithouse rat."
by Modge September 21, 2003
Get the Shithouse Ratmug. A Pizzle Rat is a name given to a dirt ball piece of garbage that hails from Port St. Lucie Florida. Not all Port St. Lucie residents are Pizzle rats. Pizzle Rats include, but are not limited too; dirt balls, hip gun toting wannabe gangsters, jigaboos (not to be confused with blacks), mud sharks, and retarded douchebags that try to pimp their piece of shit 1990 ford mustang and attempt to pass it off as a maserati.
me-"look at that guy standing on the side of the road with the cash for gold sign."
friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."
me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."
friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."
me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."
by SoundAdvice September 21, 2009
Get the Pizzle Ratmug. A 'shag rat' is a man who cheats on his girlfriend with other women. If he is the type to frequently play away from home he is known as a 'serial shag rat'.
e.g.
Girl 1: I heard Alana dumped that bloke she was seeing.
Girl 2: Yeah what a tosser he turned out to be a complete shag rat!
Girl 1: I heard Alana dumped that bloke she was seeing.
Girl 2: Yeah what a tosser he turned out to be a complete shag rat!
by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009
Get the Shag Ratmug. 1) A pejorative for a human test subject.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
Hippy: There is no more privacy, man! You being online just gives Big Data everything they need to watch your every move!
Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?
Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!
Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.
Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?
Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!
Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.
by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012
Get the rat in a mazemug. A shit rat is a term used to describe cats. Often these are stray cats, unprotected, and cause more harm than good. This term was created by Jim Lahey on the show Trailer Park Boys, in response to all the trouble Bubble's cats had been creating.
by EKeenan86 November 12, 2008
Get the Shit Ratmug.