Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

by VreeJ August 22, 2007

premade

A term created by those with little to no brain power to replace the word "Organized" or "Org" as premade was found to be easier to type out or say than Org.

OMG another premade BLIZ WTF

by Talin January 9, 2007

Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.

I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.

by Musculoso March 1, 2010

Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

Premadonna

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.

Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!

by SandNig01 March 10, 2016

Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early

"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"

by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009

Prem

to be so terrible at everything that you do that you are often disowned after being called this name. Also another synonym for racist.

God, Hunter is such a prem. Let's go jump him later on his way home.

by 148833829 April 17, 2019