1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
Get the Ghost Poopingmug. when you put two buttholes together and one poops in the other and the poop slingshots continuously between the two buttholes (gradually creating more residue and becoming softer)
by pooptheorist April 12, 2022
Get the poop theorymug. The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 19, 2020
Get the poop minutemug. Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.
Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
by Big Booty Bitches and Titties September 1, 2013
Get the Acid Poopmug. Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
Get the Poop asthmamug. Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
Get the Poop ballmug. "Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
Get the poop paintingmug.