emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Pinching the Floret

The act of commandeering a user’s name when it has become available on a social media platform.

Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.

by ValaAmaris July 14, 2023

Pinch

Getting shalllocked by 60 men from behind

I thought I was gonna win color war but then they pinched me.

by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023

2inch pinch

A rather small penis (COCK isn't under 5inches) or peepee.

Wow my one night stand was a 2inch pinch! Didn't even feel it.

by Perveservescurez October 6, 2023

Beetle pinch

When one sticks one in the pink and one in the stink and proceed to pinch like a beetle.

To be a true beetle pinch it has to be done to Drew's mum

by Drew's mum May 12, 2022

Pinch

Pinch. Aka sex on earth, aka land of dreams. When people use the word Pinch in a sentence you immediately think of all the hottest girls, best drinks, DQ, wife beaters, and a broken sink. If tinder aint working head on down to Pinch and experience what you see in the movies.

Christ almighty Pinch was insane last night, boned some random slute

by A-MANNNN January 11, 2022