phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

phat

If something is large and or if you like something

"ay bro that was the phattest manu"
"YESSSS, that night was so phat"

by gdssssss April 2, 2017

phat

(Adj) Large in size or effect. Immense.

I just dropped a phat one in Jim's shitter.

I took some phat pills and tripped for hours.

by AlpacaMilo April 3, 2017

Phat

It means excellent or like "a phat and funky sound".

"I need some phat beatsies bro"

by Jeffrey oppenhimer April 13, 2017

Phat chillin'

Just enjoying life and chilling with your friends. Usually high.

Dude: so what're you gonna do this weekend my man
Other dude: probably gonna light up with the boys. We're gonna be phat chillin' you should come.

by Pussytrain April 18, 2017

phat truck nation

a band of reckless "yee-yees" desiring the ultimate succ

Sarah, that's phat truck nation, they want the succ!

by bigdicric May 11, 2017

Phat

A word used in the early 2000's with the same basic meaning as thicc. If you see anyone use it nowadays, run for the hills, as they are caught in ancient times and are probably extremely cringeworthy

Guy 1: dude did you see that girl? Her ass was phat!
Guy 2: did you mean thicc? What decade are you stuck in?

by PussyPoppinTedCruz May 11, 2017