Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

Atikokan Parachute

The act of holding a used condom outside of the front passenger side window while the passenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. Once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the passenger in the back.

Matt and I went for a cruise with Becky and Sam. Sam kept yelling out the window so I gave her an Atikokan Parachute.

by Reese Birch November 20, 2016

meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017

Pink parachute

A Pink Parachute occurs when two individuals engage in sodomy (gay or straight) and upon 'pulling out,' the inner wall of the anus visibly protrudes from the sphincter.

"I was banging this chick the other night and I gave her a Pink Parachute."

by Adawg4411 June 15, 2017

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019