“WOW, no tears left to cry has only been out for kess than two hours and it is already FLYING UPTHE CHARTS AND SNATCHING WIGS LEFT AND RIGHT!!!”
by sissianca April 20, 2018
When a person hasn't had a bath and makes themselves cry to clean their face and make it all shiny because the tears relfect the light.
Girl: *knocks on door*
Boy: Oh fuck, i havent washed my face, ummmmm... aha! Glitter tears! think sad thoughts... *starts to cry* woot! go me!!
Boy: Oh fuck, i havent washed my face, ummmmm... aha! Glitter tears! think sad thoughts... *starts to cry* woot! go me!!
by ReEcEy June 03, 2007
by BTSA.R.M.Y January 26, 2019
Johnny 3 Tears in Dead in Ditches; Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.
by Sam Woodling June 15, 2008
Sad-Happy tears. These are the tears you shed that makes you look like you are crying but you really are overjoyed.
Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.
by nvrminds August 13, 2015
Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
by jonoabroad September 14, 2007
A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
by Thatdudebecool July 09, 2018