TET Offensive

A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.

"I gave Stacy the TET Offensive last night!"

by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022

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The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.

Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!

by funk potato September 9, 2009

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triple threat offense

1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.

2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.

No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.

Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.

Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!

by qbhb13 January 19, 2011

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