my classmates

Very stupid and ruining their lives

Classmate 1: let's go for some weed!
Classmate 2: Yeah!
(Example of what my classmates talk about)

by Boskovo June 29, 2017

my mouse

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.

Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse

by DutchPancakes July 24, 2016

My Apricot

A person who warms your heart and soul, someone that you genuinely love and adore.

"Kate is my Apricot"

by M-riz June 7, 2023

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100

My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!

by India Terrell March 6, 2008

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

my space

A place where you meet I-whores and fuck the living shit out of them through your PC's monitor.

When a MySpace I-whore tells you their age, add 25 to it and you should be close. Also, change the gender.

18/F/Cali ~ Hey you got a My Space?

Normal human ~ Fuck off you fag.

by Stevie B the bounty hunter November 18, 2005

my nigger

my best friend

I can count on my nigger to watch my back.

by Ron Means January 24, 2004