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Woke

Woke means paying attention to whats being done in your name, to your life, in your community, to your neighbors, in your country, in our world. It means taking a stand against injustice where ever it presents. And continuing to strive even if its not personal or apparent.

Its voting in the primary and midterms, not just every four years, for a candidate whose record you have researched. And staying on your representatives to be sure the will of the People is first and foremost on their agenda...

Woke originated in the Black Community.

A 1962 New York Times Magazine article titled "If You're Woke You Dig It" by Black novelist William Melvin Kelley, describing the appropriation of African American slang by white beatniks. While I can understand the author's irritation at their appropriation I can also hear echoes of Divide and Conquer.

The powers that be much prefer the status quo. They cannot stand against the People United.
Woke means being mindful of your influence and never never ever giving up. Striving for the best world that can be. It means having principles and ideals, not just opinions. Woke is sometimes seen as passive but #StayingWoke is being knowledgeable and aware of where your power lies. Knowledge is Power and what is Power if it is not used?
My mother told me its about money, not color. The minute you let them fool you, they've won.
My mother was woke.
by OhThatMaven June 28, 2022
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Woke

(adj.) A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
Disney has been getting too woke lately
Go woke, go broke
by IsItPhase?NoCantBeHim December 19, 2022
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WOKE

An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled"
An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled. " WOKE pansies all gathered to protest common sense for it is racist to think people have anything in common. The 57 genders were especially offended for their pro-nouns being mocked by those who had common sense and pointed to how Dr. Seuss, Math oh hell EVERYTHING is racist. confused? You must be W-O-K-E.
by DONEWITHTHELEFT November 23, 2021
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Woke

Woke; noun
1. A bigoted ideology that asserts that group identities such as ethnicity, culture, religous status, sexual orientation, gender and/or status as a human being each come with unjust societal disadvantages. (Unless you're a white, heterosexual Christian male)
2. A form of mental illness which causes many people to imagine themselves victims of oppression while living in the most comfortable, equitable and just societies the world has ever known.
3. An ungrateful, selfish charlatan who wishes to take no responsibility or accountability for their own life, but blame others over unwarranted perceptions of unfairness (either directly or indirectly) to their persons or other persons generationally with no set limit on time.
4. A form of social credit where clout is attained using a shifting metric of who is more or less oppressed based on a variety of arbitrary standards which often change and conflict.
5. A revisionist view of western cultures history which highlights misdeeds (real or imagined) while suppressing even the most fundamental accomplishments.

Woke; Verb
1. An attempt to spread a toxic ideology which suggest that all persons should be judged by the color of their skin, gender and/or sexual orientation and NOT by the content of their character.
2. The act of grooming children for sexual exploitation
3. Any form of societal and/or cultural attack (real or perceived) on tradional norms with the nuclear family.
Susan got the job over 3 more qualified candidates because the company needs more women to fill those positions so they can prove how 'woke' they are. As a woman she's so oppressed she never could have gotten it without the hand out.
Doug took out thousands in student loans and pursued a degree in womens studies so he could be woke and not a part of the problem. Now he can't find a job, is drowning in debt and all he does is whine about "late stage capitalism" while insisting that if his ancient Babylonian ancestors had not been displaced by Persian invaders he would be a millionaire by now.
"Bethany" is an American born, black trans-woman, "Jason" is a Canadian born Jewish woman. They both argue incessantly over who is more disadvantaged, claiming the other isn't 'woke' enough to be speaking on the issue. The debates always end with one of them being a racist transphobe and the other being a misogynistic antisemite. When really, they're both just deranged arseholes.
Stephen told Carol to go outside and look around, all things that exist were built and maintained primarily by men. Then he posed the question, "So when you say that you don't need a man, I'm wondering where you found the time to get Masters certifications in Electrical & Mechanical engineering, plumbing, masonry, carpentry, architecture & physics?" His arguments weren't woke at all...
by James Wayne Ackerman III March 22, 2023
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woke

a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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woke

past tense of wake. so before a wake created by another boat hits your boat it is still a wake. After it hits the past tense part kicks in and it becomes woke.

popular amongst people into water recreation, like boating or jet skiing.
Let's go get woke off some speed boats brah
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Woke

A complex ideology of which the definition changes depending on the context.

Woke (social): An attempt to appear holier than thou by supporting groups of people believed to be oppressed, such as a particular race, gender, or sexual orientation, often to a fanatical degree.

Woke (corporate): Using tokenism, or ‘boxticking,’ to force diversity into a piece of media usually for the purpose of attempting to appear virtuous, pandering to minorities, and/or chasing ESG scores; Performative diversity.

Woke (political): A far left political ideology primarily concerned with identity politics (sexual orientation, race, gender/sex, and gender identity) and the perceived need for social justice and political/policy action to help minority groups that are believed to be oppressed.

Wokism (broad): Assigning value to people based on mainly their intrinsic biological characteristics, but also some circumstantial characteristics such as wealth or education; The assertion that reality is subjective, such as the idea that there are more than two genders (sexes) or that gender doesn’t exist at all, and also a belief that morality does not exist; The belief that one must not only tolerate, but embrace the subjective reality of others, especially if they are in a minority group.
(Social) Amy supports transgender women because she thinks they're oppressed, when they essentially have the freedom to walk into whichever bathroom or locker room they want. She's so woke.

(Corporate) Disney's just had its thirteenth 'first gay kiss.' What a woke company.

(Political) Democratic candidate Jane Doe should never be president because she's far too woke.

(Broad) Wokism is a blight upon western civilization, and if we don't get rid of it, China will destroy us all.
by RememberBubblebutt February 14, 2025
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