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flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
by MacyLynn October 2, 2011
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Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
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flex the rainbow

When the penis shaft bends slightly during homosexual anal intercourse
when you flex the rainbow in Shane he really likes it!
by Literalistic September 30, 2023
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Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.
by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021
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Flex

the word flex usually means to bend a joint, but in this case, to flex something means to steal something that is not yours, so its a verb.
my friend created this word so i added it because i thought it would catch on.
flex, present tense
flexed. past tense
"Alex, that dude just flexed your phone"
by diamondman200 May 6, 2018
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Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
by Harryharold August 30, 2019
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Flex on them Haters

Is when someone show off their wealth or their a body physical attribute (e.g. huge muscles, blue eyes, etc) on people he/she think that they envy them.
"Bro, I took a picture of myself after the gym and posted it on instagram to flex on them Haters."
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"
by Rebel in a locked space June 10, 2022
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