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Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
by Picklypickle September 24, 2014
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ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016
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Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011
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reachin’ for the squares

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!
by ceejaydee July 1, 2015
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time square

A place in NYC usually filled with a lot of lights and people asking for money if you take pictures with them.
"Where are you going Barbara?"
"To Time Square Becky!"
"Have fun and watch out for that cowboy!"
by Driedupmascaratube December 15, 2018
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Square 69

It's like 69 buť in 4 people And they do it in one big square.
Girls in our class are such a sluts they even asked me if i want to do square 69 with them!
by Nightknight258 November 25, 2019
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game square

the game square is what the 1game cube is called after it has been thoroughly shoved through the rectum in an intense hour of hornyness during the coronavirus pandemic
Damn y’all, did you see Logan? He’s in the hospital because of the game square stuck in his asshole
by mikehuntinyourpussy March 23, 2020
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