It's worth the ninety-nine

Usually used when referring to the Apple App Store or Android Market, describing the worth of the app compared to the cost.

Hey, did you download that app that counts how many times you pooped in the last year?

Nah, not yet. Is it free?

No, but it's worth the ninety-nine.

by RedFreeman November 23, 2011

dirty nine inch classic

someone with a nice, big cock

Crazy Carl's got a dirty nine inch classic for those bitches asses

by krazy ninja karl April 26, 2008

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

bent as a nine bob note

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

by Matunos January 24, 2009

choking my nine yards

Swallowing cock, to deep throat.

The boy was choking my nine yards.

by RST73 November 19, 2007

Nine Inch Nut sack

a nut sack that is nine inches or someone who has recently lost a lot of weight and their excess skin resembles that of a nut sack

Joe: Wow have you seen Lisa lately?
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.

by Capt Baker February 26, 2010

Gimme The Whole Nine Yards

Meaning ; I want It All, I'll take It All, I'll Take Everything.

Origin ; It's A Construction Term Used When Receiving A Delivery From A Cement Truck. Cement Trucks Used To Carry A Maximum Load Of Nine Yards Of Cement.

Truck Driver: How Much You Want Today Joe?

Joe: "Gimme The Whole Nine Yards"

by DGringo October 1, 2009