McDonalds 

American Culture

McDonalds rules the world.

McDonalds by Joe Regular July 25, 2003

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗 

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🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗 by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021

McDonalds 

"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place!

Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig!

McDonalds by LollyLushandChadChequin March 17, 2004

mcdonalds 

Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT

I am an employee that loves her job at Mcdonalds

mcdonalds by A Current Employee March 9, 2004

McDonalds 

A restaurant in which they let protein worms crawl through the meat.
A.K.A. Rotten Ronnies.

damn McDonald's gave me food poisoning again.

McDonalds by pantherx May 29, 2003

McDonalds 

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

McDonalds by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

McDonalds 

a place where townies can do what they do best-be a dickhead

do u really need an explanation?

McDonalds by jacqueline February 23, 2004