bad matt

A statement made after somebody shares a story that defines their character as being naughty, or bad.

Similar to a "one time in band camp" type story, the story must create utter shock and be met with the outcry of "Bad Matt!" by the listener to signify their shock.

*shares shocking story* your response: "Bad Matt!"

by Sigrid69 March 27, 2020

matt mcguire

Matt McGuire is the drummer of the music band called "the chainsmokers".
He was born on August 7, 1993 in Brisbane, Australia. He is so fucking talented. He broke up with amyjane :(

Nickname: Matt McGuire (he doesn't have any nicknames)

by Sydney pall taggart mcguire November 6, 2020

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

by jmack7018 December 9, 2017

Matt Dimick

A guy that is a great friend, who is loyal and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He will try his hardest just to see you smile. He is the sweetest guy i ever met. He is understanding and will never judge you ever. If you met him you are really lucky that you have met him. he will change you're life for ever.

Rosa: *crying*
Matt Dimick: Why are you crying??

Rosa: I'm crying cause me and my bf got in a fight
Matt Dimick : Everything is alright , i'm always here for you i'll even stay up till 4 am to cheer you up.

by ImmortalRose115 October 29, 2012

matt-out

becoming overly obsessed or clingy with a girl.

"dude, i did a total matt-out and now she wants nothing to do with me."

by Gabby Eve Reday October 24, 2011