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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 8, 2022
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Lone Wolf

A loner individual who seek a hermit-like lifestyle but they still take a part
in society to life and survive.They usually have some work partners and
seem active on their busy day but don't have friends,couple or whatsoever
it's because either lacks desire to have friends or be socially
awkward.They are very independent,self-sufficient and resourceful.
They have a job like trademan,computer programmer,accountant,freelancer
,mechanic,driver,etc.you can spot this peoples eating alone in fastfood,
shopping alone in market,jogging alone in park,etc.They live in apartment
alone and after work they just watching TV, playing video game all day long, and take a fap.
Unfortunately they don't have any girlfriend or spouse so they rally to
their hands and lotions to satisfy their sex drive.
Gareth : he is a loner beware
Golgoth : No he is a Lone Wolf
by Nasib96 January 23, 2017
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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
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Lonely Island Hypothesis

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the
Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point
by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021
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Lonely Larry

A "Lonely Larry" is a person who is not included or is rejected to a group. He/She is usually seen by themselves at parties, games, etc.

This term is derived from a person named Coleman Bauer. He was referred to as a "Lonely Larry" while being seen to be by himself while others were enjoying a great time. The originator is most likely Carson Ciamaichelo, his arch-nemesis.
Isaiah: Hey, Carson look at that kid over there...
Carson: Yeah, what about him?
Isaiah: What a Lonely Larry!
by BigGregory August 20, 2012
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Only the Lonely

We walked the loneliest mile
We smile without any style
We kiss all together wrong
No intention

We lie about each other's drinks
We live without each other
Thinking what anyone would do
Without me and you

It's like I told you
Only the lonely can play
So hold on here we go
Hold on to nothin' we know
I feel so lonely
Way up here

You mention the time we were together
So long ago well I don't remember
All I know is it makes me feel good now

It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely only the lonely can play

Only the lonely only the lonely can play
It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely
Only the lonely can play
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
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Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.
Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you
by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020
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