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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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#linked

A term deeply rooted in the experiences of past and current employees of a company, highlighting the gap between enticing hiring promises—such as bonuses, specific supervisors, promotional opportunities and work locations—and the reality of continuing abrupt organizational changes, unkept promises, and an unhealthy workplace. It underscores the act of being hoodwinked through deliberate discrepancies and a “rope-a-dope” strategy where deceit is used by some within the company to their advantage. Moreover, it points to the behavior of certain higher-level managers who disregard company policies, leading their departments as if running their “own show” and enforcing their direction, often to the detriment of their teams and contrary to the collective goals of the company. This hashtag is a stark warning against manipulative tactics and unilateral managerial decisions, serving as a call to action for awareness and caution in the face of manipulation and the importance of skepticism to avoid being misled by false promises and rogue leadership practices.
After discovering the stark difference between the job’s initial promises and the actual work environment and duties, many employees took to social media to share their experiences, using #linked to connect their stories and warn potential future hires.
by ShadowScribe365 February 2, 2024
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Something people on Facebook used to say in 2010 after posting a picture or pictures, as Facebook would make a post with the user's personalized message showing off the picture(s) that had separate likes from the actual picture(s), whose thumbnail image a user had to click or press on individually to like.
Message of Facebook User posting a picture on Facebook, circa 2010 AD: Like the picture not the link hoesss <3333 lolzers lolzomg
by PKDL December 15, 2022
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A lazy ragebait method when they have absolutely nothing meaningful to offer; just a loud, attention seeking attempt to stay relevant.
Andon: Hey man...my dog just died...I just need someone to comfort me rn.
Dongmin Shin: If you think about it this kinda links to politics ngl
Andon: Sybaubictbyau
by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
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Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)
"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"
by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025
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Link

Link is a pet name for the one you keep it on the down low with, referring to a Sneaky Link.
“hey Link, we still on for my place tn?”

“nah, my man might find out.”
by urcraziestex January 14, 2024
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Linked

1) To ditch someone without telling them.
2)To blow someone off, and not respond to them when they desire to talk.
Nick - "She said she will be back after her 15 min shower, Left me hanging for 2 days."
Matt- "She linked you bro!!"
by Silento Axeo May 10, 2018
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