A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 09, 2018
by namuh a ma I November 19, 2019
Ligma or Ninja contaminated disease is a disaese that Fortnite players get. Ligma is mostly inside your dick where your testicles are. Your testicles might become itchy since there might be defaults dancing. The itchiness might cause an erection where girls will see your boner.
by oof.exe November 09, 2018
Ligma, also known as skulltrooper disease is a very deadly disease, 98% of the world has died from it, you get it from playing a 9 yr old game called fortnite, it's full of sweaty little kids that break their computer/controller/console when they die in that game, you can cure ligma by touching more grass instead of just playing fortnite all day long and taking probiotics.
Also, people like to say "ligma balls" which is basically "lick my balls".
Also, people like to say "ligma balls" which is basically "lick my balls".
by Person That Ligged Your Balls June 12, 2022
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by Hot_Cum_Shot November 22, 2018