baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 04, 2020

Leave

Leave is said when someone is sad bc of you (dont worry he/she needs only some time)

Girl 1 :Leave,now
Girl 2 :...why

by 3MO_L0V3 September 02, 2021

leave

a name for stray kids(kpop group) antis. since stray kids fans are called STAY, antis are called LEAVE, because we don’t want you to stay.

person 1: “why does that person hate stray kids so much?”
person 2: “cause they’re a leave.”

by nsjdrjejenejskskskdjdjdjdjdjdj January 06, 2022

leave

what my father is a pro at

me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again

by u r die April 09, 2021

leave

someone who is a stray kids anti

person 1 : you stan stray kids
person 2 : ew no i hate them

person 1 : i didn't know you where a leave !?

by dr pepper cream sodas the goat December 21, 2022

Leave

People are called "leave" when they are a hater of the famous kpop group Stray kids

Just get your leave ass out of here

by Skymnm July 03, 2021

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011