Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

updated kitchen

A kitchen Used To Make Drugs

Og Gotti Was Whipping In A Updated Kitchen

by Og Gotti November 18, 2016

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 2, 2024

Chicken-Kitchened

In Miami, the act of walking out on a date abruptly and then going to chicken kitchen for takeout and your date sees you doing so from across the street.

I can’t believe Sam! He totally Chicken-Kitchened Susie last night! She posted a screenshot on Instagram.

by 10000miles January 23, 2023

kitchen pride

Holding your own kitchen in high esteem, loving and looking after your kitchen like its the most important room in the house.

"yeah he seriously loves cooking and the kitchen is always tidy, he has some serious kitchen pride"

by defineathon June 14, 2017

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011