Keyboard Warrior

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner

Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!

by Moose1543 July 13, 2011

keyairah

The very definition of a true hater

Girl #1: Look at this cute text message he sent me.
Girl #2: Lol and awww he's a corny.. Like I said. Hahaha 😂😭😩
Girl #1: You are a real Keyairah.

by itsjust_carmen July 17, 2014

Keyboard cowboy

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed

x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)

by one face March 23, 2009

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Keyboard warrior

A bunch of worthless idiots who won’t think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.

Keyboard warrior later kill themselves because they are to scare to fight anyone in person.

by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

wobbly keyboard

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type

Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.

Yeah, but what a way to go!

by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011

keybanger

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

by neaonbhb April 30, 2011