Katie Couric

Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.

Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow. chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.

by oopete19 July 16, 2007

Katie

Said when finally giving up between choosing tea or coffee and choosing tea.

Lad: Would you like the tea or the coffee?
Chum: I don't know.
Lad: The tea is a tad healthier.
Chum: Katie.

by The Girls Next Door October 8, 2008

Kalibr

Kalibr is an awsome dude man.

Kalibr is awsome

by Kalibr October 5, 2003

Katie Rose

Person: Someone who normally finds joy in the shaming others

This fucking Katie Rose just tried my life

by Get Pot Roasted December 8, 2016

Katie Augustin

An adorable girl who you'll never forget. She has a place in all her friend's heart, and she's as cute as a button. She's not as cute as a supermodel, but she's not butt ugly. Katie Augustin's can sometimes be super duper insecure with themselves at times, but at other's she could be talking her friends out of their insecurities. She's loved by everyone and everyone loves her. Unless you're Nash Helsel. She's not talking to you for dumping her books on the ground.

I love Katie Augustin, she's so funny!

by ksdlfj awkldfj sdklcm oeirf js January 12, 2012

Katie

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Loves to party and is always there when you need her. She also is blonde and has an amazing ass. Turns you on, has a cute face, a guys bestfriend, funny as hell, short, loves to laugh and smile at you if she likes you.

Boy 1: Damm Katie bring that ass back here boo.
Katie: Oh hey boy, whats up?
Boy 2: Nm b, just wanna talk to you.
Katie: *smiles 'n laughs* Well what about?
Boy 1: How short 'n cute you are boo!
Boy 2: And having that party Friday, you cummin'?
Katie: HELL YES, I'm coming! *winks* Alright boys, I gotta go cya!

by SLIDDINNN May 27, 2016

Katie maxim

That girl that always trys to eat all the chicken

Stop being such a Katie maxim

by Shicken tender July 4, 2016