July 16

Dickheads have there birthday on the 16 july (only men to be exact)

Feyre: oh when is your birthday?
Tamlin: ou on the july 16
Feyre: damn i gotta go take my fish on a walk

by Azrielswhore May 12, 2022

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Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 4, 2023

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If a guy is born on July 11 he will treat you like a queen but he is scared of commitment so he might seem like a player but i advise you keep it chill. Let then grow up first. The dude will be a good ass friend to funny and always down for anything. Spontaneous and adventurous

Person 1: yo look at that dude he's doing some badass shit

Person 2: yea, not suprised tho, heard he was born on july 11

by Thatxhixk May 7, 2020

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July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 1, 2022

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July 8th

national suck your fwb dick day

hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick

by fuck your fwb rnnn July 5, 2021

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No Pride July

Homosexuals are a mistake to humanity so celebrarate No pride july! No pride july is anti pride month, where prides are discriminated against and we celebrate more appropriate causes like the Anzacs.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS STAY WHAT YOU WERE BORN AS! LOVE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

Tom: Its Pride month!
Sam: No silly it's no pride July!

by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 12, 2023

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