july 17th

the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU

omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.

by jealousofthebirds August 5, 2021

july 16th

national have 5 kisses day. if your taken your partner has to give you 5 kisses. if you single give your self 5

ahh you owe me 5 kisses it’s july 16th

by mabelslayer124 July 3, 2021

July 8th

national suck your fwb dick day

hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick

by fuck your fwb rnnn July 5, 2021

july 7

national give your girlfriend your FAVOURITE hoodie no exceptions

joe “it’s july 7” hunter “so?” joe “go give your girlfriend your hoodie!” hunter “why”
joe “it’s a national event!!” hunter “oh thanks joe!!”

by thatdumbassehehekekelr July 5, 2021

Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 4, 2023

july 7

july 7 - national couples day.

happy day for all those who are taken 😉

“July 7th is national couples day!”

by jeerrrnnn July 6, 2022

July 16

Dickheads have there birthday on the 16 july (only men to be exact)

Feyre: oh when is your birthday?
Tamlin: ou on the july 16
Feyre: damn i gotta go take my fish on a walk

by Azrielswhore May 12, 2022