The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
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to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
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