Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !

I wish I could make friends like jazz

by Jasminew March 12, 2017

jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016

Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his albums were horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

Jazze

A new Drug that gets you FUCKED UP
Usually take 4 for a normal trip and being able to function normally and take 8 to 10 to get fucked up
effects are:
-dizziness
-dissociation
-altered time perception
-blurred vision
-cartoonish tint to vision
-static-like tint to vision
-visual and auditory hallucinations (high dosage)
-Delirium
-excessive happiness
-wide-awakeness

Dude I took some jazze yesterday night and I got fucked

by anonymous3141 August 2, 2016

Oz jazz

(noun) a genre of music that is comprised primarily of jazz components (e.g. instrumentation, improvisatory, etc.) but pulls in components of other genres (typically metal or electronica) that gives it a sound that would be at home in the fictional land of Oz.

The Bad Plus is an Oz jazz trio.

The Aussie band, The Necks, play Oz jazz.

by johnjoejim January 20, 2017