July 29

national make out with ur gf/bf day and have a sleepover with them

Boy:it’s july 29 know what that means
Boy:kisses girlfriend

Girl:
Boy:wanna sleep round mine tonight

by -Haha April 4, 2022

No Pride July

Homosexuals are a mistake to humanity so celebrarate No pride july! No pride july is anti pride month, where prides are discriminated against and we celebrate more appropriate causes like the Anzacs.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS STAY WHAT YOU WERE BORN AS! LOVE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

Tom: Its Pride month!
Sam: No silly it's no pride July!

by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 12, 2023

july 10th

July 10th is the day a devil was born, he was named Choi San. He used to be an angel but he has been dropped out of heaven bc he didn’t stop flirting with everyone

he sexy as fuck, he can make yo mom fall in love with him
make sure you don’t see him on july 10th, it’s like a full moon for him

by mingismasher October 15, 2019

July 8th

national suck your fwb dick day

hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick

by fuck your fwb rnnn July 5, 2021

July 16

Dickheads have there birthday on the 16 july (only men to be exact)

Feyre: oh when is your birthday?
Tamlin: ou on the july 16
Feyre: damn i gotta go take my fish on a walk

by Azrielswhore May 12, 2022

July 11

If a guy is born on July 11 he will treat you like a queen but he is scared of commitment so he might seem like a player but i advise you keep it chill. Let then grow up first. The dude will be a good ass friend to funny and always down for anything. Spontaneous and adventurous

Person 1: yo look at that dude he's doing some badass shit

Person 2: yea, not suprised tho, heard he was born on july 11

by Thatxhixk May 7, 2020

Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 4, 2023