by anonymous July 21, 2021

A new Drug that gets you FUCKED UP
Usually take 4 for a normal trip and being able to function normally and take 8 to 10 to get fucked up
effects are:
-dizziness
-dissociation
-altered time perception
-blurred vision
-cartoonish tint to vision
-static-like tint to vision
-visual and auditory hallucinations (high dosage)
-Delirium
-excessive happiness
-wide-awakeness
Usually take 4 for a normal trip and being able to function normally and take 8 to 10 to get fucked up
effects are:
-dizziness
-dissociation
-altered time perception
-blurred vision
-cartoonish tint to vision
-static-like tint to vision
-visual and auditory hallucinations (high dosage)
-Delirium
-excessive happiness
-wide-awakeness
by anonymous3141 August 2, 2016

by Guitarman420 January 20, 2021

by Teoasf July 7, 2018

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.
get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
