jasmine hurley

the best person to ever exist, and has the greatest sense of humour

“Who did you hang out with today”
“Oh I was with jasmine hurley”
“That’s great! She’s a great person!”

by funny anonymous person December 1, 2021

Jasmine Mai Rob

Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚

man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!

by crocod00dle February 4, 2022

Jasmine

A girl who's caring, beautiful, big dark brown eyes, sweet voice. She's attractive and may get all the boys she wants. Her personality is charming and every boy looks at her and tell to themselves "I'm so lucky to have her!"

"Have you seen Jasmine? She asked me out dude!"
"Damn, you're lucky. I'm proud of you."

by Nayla692629 December 12, 2021

Jaminj

Jaminj is pretty similar to word "gaming". However "jaminj" means more of the "fun you get while gaming" rather than "process of playing videogames". Also, unlike "gaming", "jaminj" can be measured and is sometimes used with words like "much".

- I didn't have enough jaminj yesterday.

- I called you, why didn't you answer?
- I was jaminj.
- Oh ok.

by TacticalPp69 February 13, 2022

The Jasmine Effect

A condition that occurs when a guy falls in love with a girl and the girl breaks his heart. The guy is left longing for her forever because he just can't get over her no matter what girl comes into his life.

Bro #1: She broke your heart?
Bro #2: Yeah, I'm still hung up over her and it's been 2 years.
Bro #1: Oh man, you got the Jasmine Effect!

by basketballgirl90210 April 21, 2014

Emo Jasmine

A person who is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very emo and fruity. (a fruit cup if you will)

Person 1: Jas is emo and fruity?
Person 2: Yes that's why we call her "Emo Jasmine"

by t0b14sssss November 26, 2021

io jamming

An attempt to divert attention away from a direct question by overloading a response with information (See information overload).

"I asked John if he accidentally rebooted the server and he responded by IO jamming for the next half hour about his hectic afternoon."

"My girlfriend asked me if I've been dating other chicks, so I just started IO jamming until she forgot what she asked me."

by treehead February 20, 2007