Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

Gamer Hair

When the cum that you use to style your hair starts to crust and flake causing a blizzard of dried cum to fall from your hair

Dude i can see the cum flakes in your gamer hair

by KillTheJews19 March 15, 2020

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015

Studio hair

The horizontal part you get in your fro from working on your mixtape with studio headphones

"What's up with your head bro"
"It's Studio hair from working on this fire mixtape"

by Jjlees133 March 20, 2017

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009